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Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Man cannot live on
chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER
BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Nobody knows the truffles I've
seen!
Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for
Mondays.
Will work for chocolate.
Other things are just
food. But chocolate's chocolate.
Strength is the capacity to break a
chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat
just one of the pieces
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark
chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
If it ain't chocolate,
it ain't breakfast!
A little too much chocolate is just about
right.
There’s more to
life than chocolate, but not right now
Nothing chocolate....
nothing gained.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a
good friend with CHOCOLATE
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love.
Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far
more reliable than a man.
Nine out of ten people like
chocolate. The tenth person always lies..
Life is like a box of
chocolates - you never know what you're going to
get.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of
your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one
thing done.
Simply put...
everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!
Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!
I have this theory
that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true,
but do I dare take the chance?
If not
for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An
entire garment industry would be devastated.
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There are four basic food groups-milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
Forget love -- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!
Among life's
mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolate can make a woman gain
five pounds.
Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were
chocolate covered.
What you see before you, my friend, is the
result of a lifetime of chocolate.
Eat a square meal a day -
a box of chocolate.
Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete
hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy.
Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of
depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful
disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of
chocolate.
Seen recently
on a tee shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found
vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE
IMMEDIATELY.
In the cookies of life, friends are the
chocolate chips.
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you
don't need an appointment.
All I really
need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to
be.
Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets
hurt.
This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he
opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The
guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million
dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a
convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all
women... poof! he turned into a box of
chocolates.
When the going gets tough, the tough eats
chocolate.
The three best pleasures in life are scratching,
sneezing and eating chocolate.
Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I
wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I don't understand
why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories
in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable.
It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff
said.
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
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